全美超模大赛 第一季
类别:欧美综艺/美国/2003/英语
主演:
导演:Claudia Frank,Bob Schermerhorn
时间:2024-11-03 01:30:06
该片是由Claudia Frank,Bob Schermerhorn执导的欧美综艺,于2003年上映,主要讲述了: This show is quite. possibly. the biggest waste. of videotape, electrici.ty, and RF band.width in the 70+ year hi.story of television. .It's nothing b.ut 60 minute.s of some. of. the w.orst bile that can come .out of hu.man being.s, male or female. Ba.sically, it&.#39;s not.hin.g but .pur.e bitchy, catty, c*nty, vil.e harpine.ss among the conte.stants, judges, and the .fashionistas (o.r should I say fashionaz.is). Typically a lot .of insulting, back.biting, and .bitchy, u.nne.cessar.ily anal-retentive criti.cism. Th.e thing t.hat gets me about the. show is how. much the. ju.dges a.nd .fashionazis (and the preten.tious &am.p; shallow fashion. industry in general) ni.t-pick against .the equally bitchy conte.stants about little, .petty, trivial, fr.ivolous, ana.l-retenti.ve .things. about their appearance,. personal.ity, etc.. Things that the *REA.L* people in. this wor.ld .(which. th.e fashion industry lacks, t.hankfully.) wouldn't giv.e rat's ass number 1. about. (Myself. included.) Crap like: ."Oh, your left e.yebrow is a yoctom.eter off cen.ter. That. is.n'.t gonna fly, and nobody .will take. you seri.ously in this industr.y because of. it!".; O.r, &qu.ot;.You're breathing wrong.. Good luc.k with winning thi.s competition." I.39;m just kiddi.ng here, but they usuall.y end up saying thing.s almost exactly l.ike this on .this show.. .If get.ting into the fashion in.dustry is. this har.d, painful, bitchy, i.nsulting, ni.t-picky, .cat.ty, ba.cks.tabbing, and anal-retentive. as this .show tries to port.ray, than thank the good. Lord that He m.ade me all fat, balding,. hairy, and dumpy-fru.mpy-dowdy-frowsy-g.eeky-lookin&.#39;, bec.aus.e I wo.uld never want to be req.uired to .have the .caustic bitchiness an.d anal, pret.entious a.tti.tude o.f a.ny model or fashionazi (or .any fashi.on industry worker.), namely the people on .this show. And. Janice Dickinson, mercy., do not get me start.ed on her... This. show needs .to die. I.t.39;s t.his show (and many other. "re.ality&quo.t; shows like it) tha.t proves tha.t competi.tiv.eness .(an.d the fashion industry) is .truly the. devil's tool....